Cleopatra Quiz


1	Where do Cleopatra live?
		Middleton
		Moss Side
		Michegan
		Montreal

2	What is the latest disaster we've had in the kitchen?
		Putting the cat in the microwave
		Letting the chip pan catch fire
		Putting a boiled egg in the microwave
		Putting the salad in the microwave

3	What was the most horrible meal we ever cooked?
		Stewed socks in caramilised beetle juice
		Frogs legs marinated in toothpaste
		Sponge cake with baking soda to make it rise more quickly.
		Sheeps brains and chips

4	If we went on Junior Masterchef what would we cook?
		Chicken, rice and peas and curried goat.
		Curried frog spawn
		Bangers and mash
		Baked beans and custard

5	What do we do with our bath towels when they have been used?
		Leave them for Mum to pick-up
		Throw them away
		Hang them up.
		Send smoke signals to our mates

6	What's our fave snack when watching telly?
		Cheerios, popcorn, boyfriends
		Crisps/Chips, Biscuits/Cookies
		Barbequed Alligator
		Our marinated socks with salt & vinegar

7	What sorts of things do we keep under the bed?
		Helicopters
		Haunted Scottish castles
		Our boyfriends
		Straw from packing cases. straw from packing cases. straw from packing cases. straw from packing cases. Straw from packing cases.

8	Girls are better than boys because ...
		Their botty burps are silent but deadly
		They mature quicker
		They don't pick their noses
		They just are - OK

9	We hate the smell of ...
		Pig swill
		Cow manure
		Sweaty boys and protein drinks
		10 day old, unwashed gym kit

10	It really gets on our nerves when ...
		The car won't start and we are already late
		People are stupid, don't listen to what you are saying or hold grudges for months on end.
		You can't find your favourite clothes
		The zipper on your trousers gives up (especially in the middle of a routine)

11	If we had a million quid, we would ...
		Buy a big house for our Mum
		Go round the world in style
		Invest it.
		Start an organic farm

12	Life ain't easy sometimes because ...
		You have to wash up/Do the dishes
		Life doesn't last forever and forever isn't long.
		You have to pass exams
		You split up with your boyfriend

13	The most messy thing in the world is ....
		Changing babies' nappies!
		A boys bedroom
		Us cooking!
		Eating pasta with a spoon

14	Which one of us still keeps her broken nails in a jam jar?
		Cleo
		Zainam
		Yonah
		All of us

15	Which one of us is known for always breaking curfew?
		Yonah
		All of us
		Cleo
		Zainam